Dave Thomas Arena - Unisex


Dave Thomas Arena - Unisex


From classmate crushes to sausage lunches, youth leaves its mark on us all. Unfortunately, some of those marks are scars. And for a(n) (un)lucky few, they’re earned behind a Wendy’s in Northeastern Ohio. Whether physical and/or emotional, they should be discussed. And while private counseling with a trained and licensed professional would be ideal, a moderately successful podcast will do.

So whether you’re the kid making out with two girls at the end of the bed, or you’re the kid awkwardly watching, buy this shirt and wear it with pride. Because hey, you survived! And you lived to tell tens of inexplicably interested strangers about it. 

Special thanks to Josh Knisely for the design. Perhaps if we sell enough shirts we’ll kick him a few Cuyahoga Clams for it. (But probably not.


  • 100% jersey knit

  • 6oz. fabric weight

  • Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar

Want a color you don’t see here? Let us know and we’ll see what we can do!  

*(No? Well, how's your podcast?)

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