#276 (Recap): Boy, Those Turtles Sure Love Pizza!

Happy Thanksgiving, Wagoneers! You’re all welcome around our post-holiday table, even if you think casseroles are gross and you’re afraid to eat the onion ice cream. Pull a bag of jerky out of your fanny pack and we’ll get down to business; just don’t accept a cup of Kryptonite coffee from Meredith, okay? Luke’s been skateboarding in the airport. Again. Is it bad of us to be hoping, at this point, for a small disaster? We discuss TBTL’s participation in this year’s Podcrawl, and one of us has a surprising depth of knowledge about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Additionally, Mama Stamberg’s cranberry relish undergoes the LRB test, we agree that Andrew probably shouldn’t call himself The Bone Collector (seriously, have you seen the movie??), and then wonder how long it might be until Luke’s scalp falls off due to his laser baldness products. In host news, Mike’s going after Big Pharma to the tune of one hundo a day, five hundo a week. Meredith shares a cat fact that will melt your heart. Ann wants everyone to listen to Done Disappeared: A True Crime Podcast by John David Booter immediately. Just do it, okay? Also, we wish you a Happy Sex Day, however you may celebrate.

This TBTL Week in Review recaps episodes 2515 (Susie B doesn’t like dogs, iron lungs, Abraham Lincoln man, Twitter, birthdays, skateboarding, Roomba, public media viewing, poor public behavior), 2516 (yard cleaning, toilet preparation, Sex Day, unisex bathrooms, Tom Jones, hold music rights scam, 9/11 holiday), 2517 (Podcrawl, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), 2518 (Thanksgiving, Cooking With Sean, Susan Stamberg’s cranberry relish, cooking disasters), 2519 (rerun, favorite Thanksgiving foods, 90’s fashion, laser baldness helmet, food anxiety, casseroles, Trump hair, cold hotels).